**The Imagination**

Infinity is big. In fact, it is very, very big. It is even bigger than the incalculable Graham’s number. Now Graham’s number is big. I mean it is really, really big. It even makes Douglas Adam’s view of the universe look small!

Let’s put the brakes on for a moment before we start tripping out. There are a few things about numbers that we need to get straight before we continue into the imaginary realms of infinity.

A question for you: what is the biggest number you can imagine? *Not in terms of number, but in terms of imagined things.* This is an important reminder because the real thinking powers of the average Western educated European is actually very poor. That is, after all, why I write all this nonsense.

This is infinite to many imaginations. |

**So try imagining seven hats, and eight – nine, ten and twelve. Twenty five? Fifty?**

*… A hundred?*

I can get that far, and I am well beyond the imaginative powers of most people who will ever read this. The usual number is seven or eight (2).

That is tiny!

Yes, it is tiny. That is how little we can really conceive of infinities. It also shows that our ability to imagine the nature of infinities is equally weak. Imaginary notions like parallel universes, and infinite numbers of monkeys typing on infinite numbers of typewriters are but two (3).

### Straight Talk About Infinities

This isn’t just silly talk, this is straight up. No nonsense. If you want to start dealing with infinities, you really have to get your imagination into gear. Then you have to start thinking. Not just wishy-washy logic, where push equals shove. We are dealing with realms that are really powerful. The real concept of infinity is so powerful it really would blow your mind.

Infinities are actually all around us. Remember that an effective infinity is beyond your power to imagine it in “real” terms – that is to say more than 12 hats. Sure you can count beyond that, but that is just repetition, computer like rote counting. That is the sort of thing you leave to a machine. It isn’t called number crunching for nothing! Infinities are really about the imagination. Because we often forget the infinitessimal infinities which are equally untouchable by most imaginations. Everyone thinks of atoms, think they exist. But do they, really? Really, really? So they do, right? (4) Show me one and I will show you an infinitessimal infinity. Of course, there is the infinitessimal of the infinitessimal. Again, I digress.

I want to cut to the bone. Numbers are not all they seem. Benford’s law should have shown you that! Numbers and digits possess powers that bend the mind, nevertheless, they exist. In part this is because numbers are actually a human construct. They are a way for humans to come to terms with the world around us. I am working on a piece about how the ancient Egyptians dealt with this because they didn’t use numbers as such. Not at least when it came to things like the pyramids. They used imaginative faculties that elude even me, and when it comes to imagining things, you would have a hard time out pacing me. Mind you, we could have some real fun trying.

### Catching An Infinity Of Your Very Own

A piece of European A4 paper, its length is the diagonal of a square the size of its shorter side. |

I want to bring infinity back home where it belongs. In fact you will have a few of them on your desk at work, and possibly next to your computer. Certainly in your filing cabinet, or wherever you keep your documents. I am speaking of pieces of paper. The humble A4 sheet of paper is stuffed full of infinities of every size and dimension. Putting aside the number of atoms it doesn’t comprise of (5) – which is a fixed number anyway – it is the ratios inherent in the relationship between the two sides. The square root of two, which is the relationship concerned is a so-called *irrational*. That means it cannot be calculated using conventional decimal notation. Because this is your own pet infinity, and you have a pack of them and they cost you three euros! Not bad, eh?

You can have a look at the square root of two to ten thousand decimal places and here it is! (Or if you are a sensible person, you’ll just skip the meaningless numbers).

1. 4142135623 7309504880 1688724209 6980785696 7187537694 8073176679 7379907324 7846210703 8850387534 3276415727 3501384623 0912297024 9248360558 5073721264 4121497099 9358314132 2266592750 5592755799 9505011527 8206057147 0109559971 6059702745 3459686201 4728517418 6408891986 0955232923 0484308714 3214508397 6260362799 5251407989 6872533965 4633180882 9640620615 2583523950 5474575028 7759961729 8355752203 3753185701 1354374603 4084988471 6038689997 0699004815 0305440277 9031645424 7823068492 9369186215 8057846311 1596668713 0130156185 6898723723 5288509264 8612494977 1542183342 0428568606 0146824720 7714358548 7415565706 9677653720 2264854470 1585880162 0758474922 6572260020 8558446652 1458398893 9443709265 9180031138 8246468157 0826301005 9485870400 3186480342 1948972782 9064104507 2636881313 7398552561 1732204024 5091227700 2269411275 7362728049 5738108967 5040183698 6836845072 5799364729 0607629969 4138047565 4823728997 1803268024 7442062926 9124859052 1810044598 4215059112 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… (6)

It isn’t that interesting, is it? How many of you actually read all of those numbers? I certainly didn’t! Remember that by the time you get to the fourth decimal place you are already well beyond the realms of the sensible. Ten thousand places is for mathematicians and the autistic. Oh, and of course our pet computers. In decimal terms, the ongoing stream of numbers is unstoppable. That is truly infinite – and it’s sitting by your side as you work. And all these decimals mean absolutely nothing when brought into the light of day.

Wait! Take a peek at the photos above that I made earlier in real Blue Peter style. The ratio in the piece of paper is there. It just is. So what is going on here? How is it that something so simple can be so complex??? The fact is that it is we that have made it complex by trying to squeeze it into the intellectual realm. That is to say, modern mathematics that is dependent on decimal notation. I have already demonstrated in my piece about Benford’s law that digits are anything but ordinary (7). This exceptionally powerful tool, mathematics, is in fact part of the problem we face. It is trying to deal with fluid, dynamic things with ideas and notions that are anything but. Even if we started counting in base “root two” (not as impossible as you think, by the way for we have natural logarithms) we would encounter the inverse problem, namely that ordinary numbers would now be incommensurate! There are infinities we just can’t escape … !

Hang on just one moment!

### Dealing With Real Infinities In Real Terms

How is it that a piece of paper can just exist, when it contains infinities? Well, it just does. Just because you impose some kind of abstract notation to it, does not mean that those infinities actually exist. That in our age of debt bombs and hyper inflation is a very real problem indeed. The academic approach to fixing the woes of the planet is simply to do more of the same, after all, there is no other way to think, is there? Well you are wrong. Sorry. There are other ways, and believe me they are as powerful as any infinity. That is because they can deal with them directly.

I want to cut to the bone of the issue, I didn’t quite manage it the last time: I have skirted around long enough, and to be honest I am sure that I will have already lost a few of you on the way as it is. An infinity is an abstract notion that is frankly absurd. It has little real use in our lives. The life of the ordinary western European is limited to around eight or ten, the amount you can really imagine unassisted. That is a very small number when compared to your weekly income! Let alone the price of the home you live in. Numbers are really Pandora’s butterflies let out of the box, and have wrought terrible damage. So what is the reality? The reality is the piece of A4 paper next to you. The relationship is there, it is real and tangible. You can trace the sides with your fingers right now. There is in fact nothing infinite about it at all. Those infinities are entirely notional, absurd and ridiculous. Bring some reality into your life, forget the square root of two and look not at the numbers, but at the beauty of the relationship instead. *That is infinitely more powerful!*

### Footnotes:

(1) More about Graham’s number here. A googol is ten raised to the power of 100 – it is as abstract as it gets!! That is to say

10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Yes, those two Stanford academics got it wrong! Google was named for the googol number, for reasons you will readily appreciate. They tried downloading the internet in 1992 – it was big enough then to crash Stanford University’s computers. They needed something else. And so it became Google instead of Googol. Mind you, doesn’t Google have a better feel to it?

(2) What is it about innumerate African goat herders

that allows them to notice things we can’t?

(3) Black and White: The Limitations Of Logic. There is a logical proposition that if you take an infinite number of monkeys and tie them to an infinite number of typewriters for an infinite number of years, you will eventually have the complete works of Shakespeare. Which of course is absurd. It is the illogical consequence of over-egged logical thinking. The logic has one flaw that sets off an explosion of consequential errors. First I would like to ask anyone daft enough to be reading this one question: how much time would it take to read through all those pages to find the correct typescript? How many times would you come across Joyce’s “Ulysses” with one spelling error? How many times would you have the complete works of Oscar wilde or snatches of Jane Austen mixed into the Bible? In amongst pages and pages of complete and utter nonsense.

(4), (5) Do atoms really exist??

(6) The square root of two to ten thousand decimal places

(7) A little about Benford’s Law

. And why it is important. Really, really important!

Well Benford was an interesting chap. He noticed things that others missed. He wasn’t the first, and he won’t be the last. But he is the one who is remembered for this, and so it is called after him in the time appointed way. He noticed what a few others had also seen: that the logarithm tables at his local library showed more use at the front than at the back. Being that sort of a chap, this raised his interest. After all, if you notice these things, then you become inquisitive.