There’s a lot of talk about Artificial intelligence, only I feel that the people who are trying to forward this notion don’t really know how our brains work – and they certainly don’t know how a computer does its job. But that’s modern life for you: they are paid lots of money to make silly suggestions and I’m not.
It’s said that goldfish lead exciting lives. This is because in their small world, practically everything’s new. By the time they’ve toured their bowl, they’ve forgotten what was there, and it’s all exciting and fresh again! It must be quite wonderful to be able to spend your waking hours in the pursuit of such discoveries. The trouble is that the goldfish’s powers of retention aren’t very strong, and whilst everything’s fresh and new, that’s only because they’ve forgotten what was there fifteen seconds ago.
It was with this thought in mind that I switched on my computer this morning and I thought I would interview it, to give you an idea of the life of an ordinary, everyday Laptop.
Me: “Good morning, computer.
My Laptop: “Yer sees now: I’s gotta do all this processin’ like, just to speak to yer. Right? Coz, like I can’t do anyfin wivvout wot someone’s gone and programmed it, like, There thassanuvver billion done”
Continue reading “An Interview With My Laptop.”
We all know from our earliest days in school that to find the area of a rectangle is to multiply its length by its breadth. The formula usually looks something like this:
A = L x B
The ‘x’ in this case being used to describe the operation ‘multiply’ – that is to say, timesing. This is not a post on the intricacies of number theory.
Continue reading “Beyond Length Times Breadth”
Otherwise Known As The Pareto Principle.
When I was still active on Linkedin, I quickly learned not to use the term ‘80/20’ because too many people dismissed the thought simply because of the term. I’d always approach the problem from the direction of the issue at hand – which, since I was a marketer in those days, usually involved business communications of one form or another. And business communication means making money; a business isn’t there to lose money – and there are all too many who, in the words of Perry Marshall, “you’re taping a $20 bill to every parcel you send out.” We’ll return to that later.
Continue reading “Reverse Engineering 80/20.”
I’ve been wondering about followers for a while now, especially since there’s a possibility that I will be setting up some professional websites using a local provider. You see, if I transfer this site to a non-Wordpress format, I will lose all my treasured followers!
Continue reading “A Sideways Look At WordPress Followers.”
Bullshitters, The Fraudsters Who Live From Them, And Health.
Rudolf Steiner speaks about Socrates, and the way this philosopher worked:
“When he was talking with his pupils Socrates did not wish to transmit anything at all of himself into their souls. He wished to leave it to them to draw out from themselves what they already possessed.”
Lecture, 12th September 1912 on the Gospel according to Mark.
If you use Socrates’ method of examination, and examination it is, you will be in for a disappointment. In our day and age if you are stupid enough to ask questions of others, you can expect some rough treatment.
After all, we live in times where it is polite to ask nothing. Nothing at all. Should you be asked a question that asks nothing, it is polite to respond by saying nothing at all. I mean, things will be said, it is more that the things that are said have no content, no meaning. That way, nothing is said.
Continue reading “What Lives In Man?”
I admit it, I was a marketer. A few years back, I met a young man on a train and out of politeness asked him what he did for a living. What surprised me about this smart young man’s response was that he cowered back into his seat in shame! The effect I had on him could not have been more forceful had I threatened him with a large club with nasty looking spikes poking out of it.
It took thirty seconds for the penny to drop. Pennies don’t take long to drop when you understand what drives fear.
Continue reading “Confessions Of A Lapsed Adwords Jockey.”
How A Computer Reads Things.
It was while I was writing the last post that I dug into the html to adjust the positioning of the image, to be confronted with something looking like this:
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style=”float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;”><tbody>
<tr><td style =” text-align:center;”> <a href=”http://2.bp.blogs
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Continue reading “A Look Under The Hood.”